Memorial Weekend Treat

Enjoy

Nine-Inch Fingernails

I need a manicure, and Anjelah Johnson knows where to go.

Bad Dog!

After being hit with a rolled up newspaper for saying the N-word, Dog Chapman has been told he can come out of the garage and back into the living room. They should have at leat rubbed his nose in some poop first.

‘Top Model’ Conspiracy

“Plus”-size model Whitney Thomson is a fake fatty! Fourfour has the skinny that the fix was in for the latest winner of “America’s Next Top Model.”

Tyra just wants to look skinny again (by comparison).

Get out of ‘Sex in the City’ free card

Duuuuuude. Print this out and shove it in your girlfriend’s face as fast as possible.

In case you missed it

Even though YouTube pulled the clip of WNBC anchor Sue Simmons ripping someone an new a-hole, you can’t stop the evil forces of the internet. Here’s the clip, courtesy of the good people at 23/6.

Fudge!

Dlisted discusses the F-Bomb that WNBC anchor Sue Simmons dropped.

Reality Wanted

Want to be on a reality show? Check out Reality Wanted, which has listing for casting calls, as well as news and interviews.

Tuning Out ‘Workout’

Jackie Warner’s ego has always been enormous, but this season it’s on steroids.

I used think of the show as be one of those repulsive things you can’t look away from. Not the bodies, of course, they’re top notch. It was more Jackie Warner and some of her employees’ attitudes that turned me off.

But now that Jackie has fired Brian Peeler, who seems like a decent guy, I’ll have have even less reason to watch. And what happened in the lead-up to him being fired is pretty outrageous. She really showed her true colors.

According to Towerload.com, some people have said that Jackie may have let her assistant take the fall for comments about the fake breasts of one of Peeler’s clients. Turns out his client had cancer, and her boyfriend overheard what was said.

When Peeler confronted Jackie about it, she fired him.

MacLuber

MacGruber almost saved the day with a battery, a bottle cap, a rubber band, and some anal lube.

Am I the only one who thinks this bit is hilarious? Actually, am I the only one who still watches “Saturday Night Live”? Whatever, MacGruber has me on the floor every time. I might even start drinking milk while I watch it just so I can blow it out my nose.

I have a few more question, too. Why was the vibrator pixilated? And why doesn’t WordPress allow “SNL” clips to be embedded?