Attack of the Killer Sharks!
Hallmark’s new Memorial Day flick, ”Shark Swarm,” has “I needed the money” written all over it: Daryl Hannah and John Schneider defend the California coastline from a swarm of blood-thirsty killer great whites that attack civilians after resort developers wreak havoc on their marine environment. This promo image released by the Hallmark channel is an instant classic. Are those light sabers they’re wielding? And why don’t they have scuba suits on?
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May 14, 2008 at 8:06 pm
And is Schneider actually holding onto the shark with his left hand? Doubtful that holding onto a shark will help steady your underwater aim.