Too Cool for School

If Jason Castro isn’t eliminated from American Idol tonight, all of the tween girls out there are to blame. I’m making a solemn vow to find you and cut your phone lines! Not only did the wannabe-Rastafarian completely forget the words to Mr. Tambourine Man this week, but he now looks so disinterested in being on the show that he no longer deserves to stand on the AI platform. His dreads were cute for a while, but I’m over it. His take on Bob Marley’s “I Shot the Sheriff” was PAINFUL to watch. He’s become the cocky intern at work who acts like he runs the place – too cool for school. Your time has come, Jason. If you’re not voted off you need to eliminate yourself.