Richardson’s got jokes and jokes and jokes and jokes …

 

 

If Bill Richardson wins the presidency, SNL will have to bring Horatio Sanz back. They must have been separated at birth.

Richardson even backed legalizing marijuana, which had to be Sanz’s influence.

Here, the presidential candidate gets a few laughs of his own — although it really wasn’t that funny. (Easy crowd.)

Another hotel horror

How do business travelers do it?

Lines at the airport, security checks, delays, hotel bed bugs, sheets that won’t stand up to a blacklight, and now this: never, ever, never, EVER drink from those hotel glasses by the sink — even if they have a little paper lid on them.

Annette & Alana: A (Fart) Joke

As far as I’m concerned, last night’s premiere of Crowned: The Mother Of All Pageants was the finale – no more episodes needed. The show should win an Emmy for hilariousness. Simpletons Annette and Alana kept me laughing for hours after they innocently named their duo “Silent But Deadly.” They are winners in my book!

Ex-agent: Waterboarding is torture

Former CIA operative John Kiriakou says waterboarding is torture and even though he believes it has saves lives, he now opposes its use. He also said he disagrees with the destruction of tapes documenting CIA interrogations.

This guy is nuts

It might sound a little crazy, but this guy shoots baseballs into his groin to prove that he’s made a better athletic cup.

Icktastic! New Grey’s Star Kissed Her Brother

Chyler Leigh is the new kid on the block on Grey’s Anatomy, so people were bound to do a background check. And boy did they dig up the dirt!  The actress sucked face with her actual brother in one of her first movies, 1997’s “Kickboxing Academy.” The sexy beach scene makes me want to projectile vomit.

Eye of the beholder

A Florida man says he sees Jesus in his chest X-ray (above). If you can’t see it, you heathen, it’s on the right … Right there! … Squint a little … How can you not see it?!

Axis of weasel

Foreign policy is so much easier when you can shout down your opponents and call them lunatics.

Kinda sucks for for the United States that Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad looks a little less crazy (just a little) after a U.S. intelligence report confirms that Iran isn’t working on a nuclear weapons program.

President Bush could just ignore the report since it doesn’t jibe with his own beliefs. In fact, that’s just what he’s doing: “Our policy remains the same.”

Worked to death

A Japanese court ruled that a 30-year-old middle manager was literally worked to death. For six months, he clocked more than 14 hours nearly everyday for Toyota, and collapsed and died of a massive heart attack. He left behind a wife and two children.

In Japan, hundreds of people are though to die from overworking every year. But in a global, electronic economy, some fear this problem may soon spread to other countries.

Grandma’s Diggin’ The Lap Dance

  There have been reports that Tila Tequila (who’s searching for love on an MTV reality show) isn’t really bi-sexual at all and has a steady boyfriend.  If it’s true, that’s too bad because Florida fire-fighter Dani seems like a cool chick. Her family welcomed Tila to their home with open arms – even grandma happily sat for a lap dance in front of the whole fam!