Chuck Likes Huck

Former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee wants to be the next Decider-in-Chief and he knows who can secure the U.S. border and keep out the evil-doers. Nobody will dare dispute his choice.

But do you dare dispute Chuck Norris’ choice for who should redecorate the living room at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue? Go ahead. Make his day. … Wait, that was Clint Eastwood. (Is Dirty Harry still mayor of Carmel?)