Hollywood Ending For Californication

It was totally unexpected.  Most TV shows drag a love story like this out for at least three seasons. But the producers of Californication are cool — they gave us what we wanted: Hank & Karen, together, driving off into the sunset. So how’s this gonna play out in season two?  Your guess is as good as mine. We all know Hank’s libido is a third party in this relationship.

Zhan Hu’s Leader Is A Grouch

He’s irritable, he’s bossy, he’s a know-it-all and he could be the next Survivor on the chopping block this week – should Zhan Hu lose the immunity challenge. Not a lot of people in that tribe like their self-elected leader, Dave, and he’s not doing himself any favors by bowing out of challenges and telling everybody around camp what to do.

Minor Adjustments To Miner

Rachel Miner’s role on “Californication” as Charlie’s kinky secretary Dani, a Suicide Girl who takes pleasure in spankings from her boss, took some research. She hung out with some real-life Suicide Girls and submitted to a full makeover. Wondering if those tats are real? Check this out.

Arrivederci Albert

Albert Reed was eliminated from DWTS last night, and it was a shock since there were others who were more deserving of the boot (i.e. Jennie Garth who fell during her routine). So much for big Al being the “dark horse.” He looked about as stunned as everyone else when his name was announced, and he later blamed “politics” in an interview with Jimmy Kimmel, to watch, click here.

Cavemen & TV Guide: In Love

How much is ABC paying TV Guide’s staff to gush about how funny the show Cavemen is? This SoapNet promo featuring the magazine’s TV editors is a little sickening. Could that many staffers love a show that so many other TV critics hate? There’s gotta be something in the coffee over there.

Reindeer Games On Grey’s

Things got a little wacky at Seattle Grace last week when Izzie made it her mission to save an injured deer. They should have held this storyline for Christmastime and asked Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer to guest star. It might have been more believable if they used a deer with more experience. Did that deer freak anyone else out?

Step Off Len Goodman, Jane’s Got Skills

Jane Seymour is the oldest contestant on DWTS and apparently she’s also the stodgiest. Crusty British judge Len Goodman said something along those lines after she and Tony danced the mambo last night. Old Lenny wanted “raunch” and “sizzle” and said she was too “safe” and “neat.” I think the 56-year-old dame looked pretty darn good out there, what do you reckon?

Mud Wrestling On Survivor: China

Professional wrestler Ashley Mossaro must have felt right at home during last week’s wrestling challenge on Survivor – except for the fact that everyone was pulling her clothes off! And she wasn’t the only one. Cheers to CBS for giving the most screen time to muscle-boy-gravedigger James.